9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 12, 2009
Transcript:
Mary says, "So, you guys really like living with each other?" Seth says, "Every girl needs a gay man to be her chum and confidant." Seth says, "Someone to watch out for her and give her advice……and tell her the lousy truth when nobody else will." Seth says, "...And tap his wrist-watch when she comes home after 1 A.M., and criticize her wardrobe and do her hair properly, and make sure she's up and at'em in the morning...and cook her good, healthy food when her idea of cuisine is ho-ho's and bubble tea..." Seth says, "...And point out the runs in her stockings..." Edda says, "Clearly he considers me a tall order."