9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 13, 2010
Transcript:
Gran says, "Finally, I got tired of Kiesl's skirting and snubbing, so I cornered him in a laundry room." Gran says, "What is your objection to me?!" Kiesl says, "When you speak German, your accent… it's Austrian." Gran says, "My parents are Viennese. So, obviously, are you. What do you have against that?!" Kiesl says, "You want to entertain Germans. That is my objection." Gran says, "You wear their uniform!" Kiesl says, "Not by choice. Your choice is clear, and it is made without a sense of heritage or loyalty."