9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 26, 2010
Transcript:
Gran says, "Bill, you've been kissed by a lot of women." Bill says, "Um… kissed? Yes. …A few." Gran says, "Do you rank them? You know, for quality? … Best to worst?" Bill says, "I'd never do that. It would be ungentlemanly." Bill says, "Of course, just between me and you, you're way ahead of the pack."