9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 12, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: You called me a cow? Man: well, that was before you gave Seth the old heave ho. up to that point, I thought you were a gay bashing hag with putrid flesh on your talons. woman: i'm not a cow anymore? Man: Well, let's just say the jury's out on that one...but that's an improvement! ...right? Woman: I'm elated.