9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 13, 2011

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Woman: I guess I always wondered if...you know.. I might change Seth. Man: The old "luscious girl transforms gay man into rotting beast" thesis? Sorry, sweetie, it doesn't happen. Woman: After awhile I realized that he wasn't making love to me, but to what I do...only, I was self indulgent enough to let it go on while I pretended. Man: seth is everybody's emotional, go to guy he has only three rules: dress well, treat everybody with decency, and floss daily, mainly, he's not loyal and loving...but sometimes he forgets to floss. don't tell anyone. Woman: his secret is safe with me.