9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 14, 2011
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Man: Seth just felt he used you to quench some sort of base desire...and having done so, that he must act in accordance with rules of chivalry. Woman: I don't know where he got the idea that I should be tied down to a marriage just to appease his medieval sense of honor...on the other hand, my fathers' views are much more in accord with seth's. In fact, if papa ever learned what we had been doing. Seth's corpse would be floating down the east river within the day. Woman: What can I say? I'm just daddy's little princess. Man: Man, you dodged a bullet...and I really prefer that expression when it's just a metaphor.