9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 28, 2011
November 27, 2011
November 29, 2011
Transcript:
Amos: So what did they say to you when you were beamed up to the nicolette cignet mothership? Edda: Let's see...after reading the minutes of the last meeting, drinking blood, praying to the prince of darkness, and dancing naked in the moonlight... edda: They offered me a contract to model exclusively for the nicolette cignet group, in consideration of which I would receive large draughts of money, with the stipulation that my soul would be their for eternity, with an option to renew for another eternity. Amos: What happened then? Edda: They held my bare feet to a pile of crisp new currency until I screamed uncle and signed the contract. The thing is, there's this clause involving non disclosure...and prominently featuring the word "hellfire."
