9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 29, 2011
Transcript:
Amos: you can't tell me what you're doing for nicolette cignet? Edda: i'm contractually bound...and I'm convinced the lawyer who stood over me while I signed it had two extra rows of teeth. Amos: But surely, can't you just whisper it to your boyfriend? Edda: No without breaching the contract. Edda: what was that for? Amos: If you can't talk, I can at least assist you in keeping your lips sealed.