9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 06, 2016
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Woman: Well, I hope hugh is happy. I came to new york and fell in love and now my mother thinks I'm the whore of babylon allowing myself to be defiled all for a ground beef patty on a sesame seed bun. Then I couldn't stop myself and told her that all her grandchildren would be red haired with noses the shape of carrots...it was appalling what I unleashed on her!