9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 07, 2016

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Woman: Then I got off the plane, after an enjoyably disturbing dream, and there was hugh, standing like a stalking wraith. All I could think to do was brush past him. Edda: Did it occur to you that he had to buy a plane ticket that he would never use so he could get through security and haunt the gates where he thought you might arrive? Did you know he was clutching a christmas present for you? Woman: Wh....why? Edda: Ask him yourself. he just collapsed in the next booth.