Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 18, 2010
April 17, 2010
April 19, 2010
Transcript:
Boy: So you're saying that the French and Indian war was between England and France? Adam: yes. It's a common mistake. Good luck with your paper! Man: That was nice of you. You're bright and you have the hands of a born typist. Adam: Thank you. Man: Sir, my company provides college students with invaluable services for a fair price. And we're scouting the coffee shops. Looking for new associates. Adam: You want me to be a tutor? Man: You're thinking like a civilian. Consider the glamour of anonymous term-paper writing. Here's my card. Laura: Term Papers 'R' Us: Purveyors of fine black-market academia. Adam: I'm flattered, but freaked out like when the bearded lady at the circus called me "handsome".
I ghost-wrote one term paper while in college. The recipient paid me with a vinyl copy of Smetana’s “The Bartered Bride”.