Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 18, 2010
Transcript:
Boy: So you're saying that the French and Indian war was between England and France? Adam: yes. It's a common mistake. Good luck with your paper! Man: That was nice of you. You're bright and you have the hands of a born typist. Adam: Thank you. Man: Sir, my company provides college students with invaluable services for a fair price. And we're scouting the coffee shops. Looking for new associates. Adam: You want me to be a tutor? Man: You're thinking like a civilian. Consider the glamour of anonymous term-paper writing. Here's my card. Laura: Term Papers 'R' Us: Purveyors of fine black-market academia. Adam: I'm flattered, but freaked out like when the bearded lady at the circus called me "handsome".
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
What does that say about your wife who married you???
I wish we had such services when I was in school. I would have made a fortune writing A+ reports and term papers.
Then when I got rich enough, I would have written them in such way that everyone would get caught and flunk, for plagiarism, like they deserve to! That’s what Adam should do. You pay too much to send your kid to school to have them not learn.
*Hot Rod* over 14 years ago
my hit man wants to do business with your hit man.
dante.deangelo over 14 years ago
Adam’s line at the end made my laugh out loud.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Both the French and British made use of Indians/Native Americans. Both colonial powers were well-versed in the strategic value of exploiting inter-tribal hostilities within indigenous populations. We had our “friendlies” (and at the time, “we” were British), and they had their “friendlies”.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago
There’s been one of those services advertising in the comments section at Brand X. I’ve been flagging when I see ‘em.
runar over 14 years ago
In the days B.C.E. (Before the Computer Era), it was possible to buy canned papers, but you’d have to retype them by hand so they looked more nearly original.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Don’t even think about it, Adam.
rotts over 14 years ago
I ghost-wrote one term paper while in college. The recipient paid me with a vinyl copy of Smetana’s “The Bartered Bride”.