Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 31, 2011
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Adam; Did you know cranberry cocktail is like 15% juice? Store clerk: Yes. Adam; Maybe you shouldn't put it in the "juice" aisle? Store clerk; Why? Adam; It's only 15% juice! Store clerk: I see. Adam; There's more juice in some chewing gums! Store clerk; I'd move it, but there's no rum in the gum aisle.
Oddly enough, a certain brand of handbag expressly tells us NOT to feature their product or they’ll pull it from the chain. They don’t want it widely known that you can get it for $40%+ off if they wait a month… I LOVE pure cranberry juice!