Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 31, 2011
May 30, 2011
June 01, 2011
Transcript:
Adam; Did you know cranberry cocktail is like 15% juice? Store clerk: Yes. Adam; Maybe you shouldn't put it in the "juice" aisle? Store clerk; Why? Adam; It's only 15% juice! Store clerk: I see. Adam; There's more juice in some chewing gums! Store clerk; I'd move it, but there's no rum in the gum aisle.
NE1956 over 13 years ago
Nick is taking it all in. If babes could talk: “Daddy nuts”. 100% cranberry juice is pretty rank anyway. I already mix mine (about 27% juice) with OJ to mellow it out.
cdward over 13 years ago
Since they call it a cocktail, maybe it should be in the alcohol aisle.
lou_lou over 13 years ago
Well, I agree with Adam! They should be called cordial or syrup or…. lolly-water or something….
Bargrove over 13 years ago
I just discovered The Country Time lemonade in the 2-liter bottle contains absolutely NO juice at all. We are being hoaxed at every level.
adubman over 13 years ago
Shhhhhhh! Don’t tell Adam about crab cerviche. He’ll hit the roof if he finds out it’s usually made with “imitation” crab (ZOOKS!!!). Ohhhh the Horrors!!!!
lin4869 over 13 years ago
I enjoy 100% cranberry juice. :D
dante.deangelo over 13 years ago
100% cranberry juice makes me shake n’ shimmy
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 13 years ago
Don’t mess with the stockers: their job is hard enough and they have zero say where anything goes or what to stock.
lfanterickson over 13 years ago
Oddly enough, a certain brand of handbag expressly tells us NOT to feature their product or they’ll pull it from the chain. They don’t want it widely known that you can get it for $40%+ off if they wait a month… I LOVE pure cranberry juice!