Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 10, 2011
Transcript:
Clayton: I think we've got everything. Katy: After re-packing these backpacks three times, we'd better. Laura: What are you getting ready for? Clayton: I can't believe you're even asking us that question. Katy: The final "Harry Potter" movie comes out Friday, and these backpacks represent the most comprehensive Harry Potter-ticket-line-writing experience known to humanity. Clayton: We've packed chocolate frogs, wands, cloaks...scarves appropriate to our houses. Katy: Well, our budget didn't allow for actual chocolate frogs. These are chocolate chips you have to squint. Clayton: We're behind schedule, Katy! Katy: I'm all set. Gotta go, mom! Laura: ? Clayton: Dad, I can't believe how uncool you're being right now. Adam: You know I normally respect the "law of the line", but it's my computer. I go first. Laura: I think you've forgotten that I have an iphone. Adam: Voldemort!
As further evidence of how tragically unhip I am, I don’t get any of this. Does that mean I’m the last person on the planet who never cared to read Harry Potter or watch any of the movies?