Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 29, 2011
Transcript:
Male security officer: Next case, Adam Newman is accused of running the stoplight at Burnside and Grand. Judge: Hey, dude. How do you pleased? Adam: Not guilty, your honor. By reason of sanity! Judge: Dude. Melodramatic. I dig. Adam: I'm here to fight for the little people. Judge: I love it, dude. Were you in Chicago in '68? Adam: No... I was in diapers in '68.
Catfeet Premium Member about 13 years ago
Diapers in ’68? Boy, do I feel old.
old man arthur about 13 years ago
Whoa, this must be in Portland. I recognize the intersection (at Plaid Pantry), although I don’t quite recognized the Judge.
NE1956 about 13 years ago
Finally someone with fewer brain cells than Adam, dude.
psychlady about 13 years ago
This judge is weirder than Adam. He just might get away with it.
nurbz about 13 years ago
I think Adam was probably in diapers up to his elbows in ’68
Lyons Group, Inc. about 13 years ago
How did a hippie get to be a judge?!
celeconecca about 13 years ago
Wondered why we haven’t seen Jeff Bridges lately
sarith1397 about 13 years ago
He became a judge the same way Harry Stone became one on Night Court, he was the only one home when they called.
Maxismybaby about 13 years ago
Is it me/does that judge remind me of Jerry Garcia?
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
“How did a hippie get to be a judge?!”
Well, first he was a hippie law student, then he became a hippie lawyer, and then… There was an old “Bizarro” cartoon where the caption was “Look at it this way: If I wasn’t a very good lawyer, could I afford to practice in a clown suit?”
It’s true that, as the judiciary goes, Traffic Court isn’t the most prestigious appointment. But this might truly be “The Highest Court in the Land.”
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
“The judgment of the Court is as follows: It’s all good, dude.”
ajn90280 Premium Member about 13 years ago
Hizzoner looks like a “Hang ’Em High” sort of judge. Except for the “Hang ’Em” part.
olimpo59 about 13 years ago
The Judge is Leo from That 70"s Show.
LindainOregon about 13 years ago
So this is “Judge Harshlee”?He doesn’t look very harsh to me!
armyman about 13 years ago
I was in the Nam in 68
Josie718 about 13 years ago
Love it… here comes the judge….lol
jmo328 about 13 years ago
I started my sr. year in high school in 68.
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
I was three in ‘68, but I went to Chicago anyway. I was precocious. I was the only protester crying before the tear gas was fired, but that was because I hadn’t had my nap.
A Daley cop smashed me in the mouth with his riot stick, and knocked out all six of my teeth. But I left ’em under my pillow and the Tooth Fairy gave me 60 cents! SCORE!
Mind you, this was 60 cents in 1968 dollars. That was a lot of money then, especially for a 3 year-old.
Wild times, man. WILD times…
kfaatz925 about 13 years ago
Love it! Is his honor’s name Lebowski, perchance?
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
Eldo, my battle cry was “Never trust anyone over 8!”