Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 31, 2011
August 30, 2011
September 01, 2011
Transcript:
Judge: Dude, before we hear your testimony, we need to swear you in. Adam: Hey, I know how to do this. Adam: I, Adam Newman, do promise to tell the truth, so help me God. Male security officer: Not bad, but that's the not the bible. It's a Calvin and Hobbes collection. Judge: If it was up to me, dude, I'd allow it.
When you are sworn in at court, there is no legal requirement to either mention a deity or place your hand on a bible. In this case, one fantasy book is as good as any other.