Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 17, 2011
September 16, 2011
September 18, 2011
Transcript:
Adam: I'd like a plain bagel, toasted, with scallion cream cheese on the side, please. Male cashier: Whole-grain, multigrain or white? Adam: Uh, whole-grain, I guess. Male cashier: Organic cracked spelt, free-range rye or fair-trade wheatberry. Adam: What? Spelt? Listen, just give me a plain english muffin with 100% real butter, okay? Spelt grain? Whole-grain? More like mi-graine.
Kid, surprise me. Just pick one. Any one. Else I’ll go back to the shoe store, buy that butt-ugly sneaker, and kick your can down the street.