Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 17, 2011
September 16, 2011
September 18, 2011
Transcript:
Adam: I'd like a plain bagel, toasted, with scallion cream cheese on the side, please. Male cashier: Whole-grain, multigrain or white? Adam: Uh, whole-grain, I guess. Male cashier: Organic cracked spelt, free-range rye or fair-trade wheatberry. Adam: What? Spelt? Listen, just give me a plain english muffin with 100% real butter, okay? Spelt grain? Whole-grain? More like mi-graine.
Chepi89 about 13 years ago
I have the same problem when looking for just REGULAR toothpaste. I don’t have time to stand around reading the boxes for the options.
NE1956 about 13 years ago
Kid, surprise me. Just pick one. Any one. Else I’ll go back to the shoe store, buy that butt-ugly sneaker, and kick your can down the street.
TheSpanishInquisition about 13 years ago
Fair-trade bread? I don’t think that exists…
Doctor11 about 13 years ago
Okay, pal, if you don’t like it, then STOP reading it so that the rest of us can enjoy it, and also watch your language, too.
adubman about 13 years ago
Where’s Adam’s coffee??
g55rumpy about 13 years ago
free range rye? is that like the hordes of free range chickens?