Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 08, 2012

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Adam: Okay guys. This is gonna be great. A full day at the mall. Clayton: Can we stop at the toy store? Katy; How about hamburger heaven? Security guard: Sire, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the premises. Adam: Me? Are you joking? Security guard: Please, sir. LEt's not make a scene. Adam: What's my crime? Security guard: Your clothes, sire. Adam: My clothes? Security guard: Yes, sir. It's your sweatpants. They're pulled up too high. Adam: Too high? But I like a warm belly button! It's all about layers! Security guard: That's what they all say. Clayton & Katy: Oh no, Dad! Throw us your wallet! Dad?!