Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 08, 2012
Transcript:
Adam: Okay guys. This is gonna be great. A full day at the mall. Clayton: Can we stop at the toy store? Katy; How about hamburger heaven? Security guard: Sire, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the premises. Adam: Me? Are you joking? Security guard: Please, sir. LEt's not make a scene. Adam: What's my crime? Security guard: Your clothes, sire. Adam: My clothes? Security guard: Yes, sir. It's your sweatpants. They're pulled up too high. Adam: Too high? But I like a warm belly button! It's all about layers! Security guard: That's what they all say. Clayton & Katy: Oh no, Dad! Throw us your wallet! Dad?!
cheap_day_return almost 13 years ago
This ain’t Walmart, Adam.
robinafox almost 13 years ago
I’m baffled. What is this about?
James Hopkins almost 13 years ago
The mall fashion police?
cbrsarah almost 13 years ago
I’d be suing.
Magic Grandad almost 13 years ago
I’d make a scene with all the actions just like a 3 year old – then I’d sue.
Magic Grandad almost 13 years ago
Or like 6 year old Calvin – a true professional
MotherOfMoses almost 13 years ago
Adam you go to mall with Sweatpants? kudos to your moxie.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 13 years ago
That’s what this world doesn’t need: More Rent-A-Cops!
KEA almost 13 years ago
I’d be standing by applauding.
tagteam almost 13 years ago
Now if they were down by his butt cheeks, it would have been fine.
dante.deangelo almost 13 years ago
What would you sue for? Private business can make their own dress codes.
lemon868 almost 13 years ago
just pull the shirt out and over the pants, Adam, really!
yldonaldson almost 13 years ago
Maybe the waistband being so high made “things” a little too defined…
Doctor11 almost 13 years ago
Shakes her head and groans If someone tried to do that to me, I would boycott the mall and get that stupid jerk fired.
dante.deangelo almost 13 years ago
He can’t be fired for enforcing the mall’s rules. Nor should he. It’s private property and they can make the rules.
slypuma almost 13 years ago
but it’s okay when it’s a female wearing sweatpants way too tight
pmreynoldss almost 13 years ago
yes I am baffled also
pmreynoldss almost 13 years ago
yes am baffled also.
pmreynoldss almost 13 years ago
baffled
Rodney99 almost 13 years ago
I’d give the Rent-A-Cop a wedgie…
psychlady almost 13 years ago
Should have gone to Walmart!!
gocomicsmember almost 13 years ago
As a People Greeter, I get to witness all the different varieties of dress people come into the store with. I believe this is a back-handed comment on the opposite extreme (pants so low that you wonder how they manage to wear them at all) that is all too common today!
USlackr Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Wait! They’re a the “mall”? What’s this mall they speak of?