Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 18, 2013
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Adam: That poor, sad fruitcake. Katy: I picture Steve Buscemi doing the voice. Frankie the fruitcake was lonely because people didn't like him. Nobody liked his fake fruit that tasted all nasty. Ew. Gross. He'd been regifted three years in a row. Hey! I gave you this last year!
I assume that in he US you eat some sort of foul, synthetic fruit cake. In the UK, we have a rich, dark fruit cake made with a range of dried fruits and nuts, steeped with port and brandy – one of the joys of Xmas.