Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 20, 2016
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Adam: How about you? What superhero would you be? Clayton: Batman. Adam: Nah. Horrible choice. All that brooding. The late nights. Using that scratchy voice'll tear up your throat. Plus, that rubber suit? Rubber doesn't breathe, son! Clayton: Well, cotton doesn't stop bullets!
I am not aware of any instance in which Batman’s garb stopped bullets. Stopping bullets, to my recollection, was never a thing with him, that was more of a Superman thing. Last time I checked a person can shoot a hole through a tire as easily as one can shoot a hole through a shirt. Of course I am not taking into account the paradigm of superhero physics.