Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 18, 2023

Laura better not hear of this

With all this work done, I suspect dad will surprise him with a game console instead of a small payment. Figure Friday or Saturday.

Logically, Adam is a nebulous age of about 35 to 42, given the age of his kids.I can assure you that almost no-one of that age (early Millenials / very late GenX) reads newspapers.

Clayton, how about typing up the manuscript of your mother’s latest novel?

I’m sure she’d pay you FAR more than your lazy father!!

BTW, isn’t it about time for Adam’s daily “power nap”??

Maybe a buck-fifty?

Something his mother will NOT ask him to do!

Make him clean the toilet.

However, even they need at least a year or two at a technical school to compete in such a lucrative field.

Clayton’s foray into the underwear drawer just might spawn an interest in becoming a boxer, or maybe a jockey. Regardless, let’s hope it’s brief.

Socks in one drawer, underwear in another. Done.

Sock Stock?

Drawer Drawer?

Actually he’ll probably get a buck or two only. He explicitly asked “what else can I do for a buck”

With the parent the son will learn NOTHING

Often times, we must exceed our preceved limits to achieve our goals. Sometimes those limits are a bit on the icky side, but you have to decide if it’s worth it or not. …so basically, run until you puke.

Do you REALLY want that new device or not?…..

“But, Dad, I wanted to find my future in ladies lingerie.” “Selling it or wearing it, Son?”

Ask your mom. I guarantee her list of available chores is longer.

Are you sure you want him to that, after he rearranges everything, you won’t be able find anything.

Was the call-out to Caddyshack intentional?