True story, I have a friend who was trying to demonstrate how to cartwheel to her daughter on the grass in her own back yard and shattered her ankle so badly it needed a metal plate put in. A very painful way to learn she wasn’t a high school cheerleader anymore.
I feel very lucky at this point. A few years ago I did one of those Tough Mudder’s with my son and since then have led a pretty physically active life. Up till the pandemic, I played ice hockey as well, but now it’s mostly hiking, skiing, and (new addition) pickleball. So far so good.
I took a tumble yesterday when the grocery wagon hit an uneven piece of sidewalk and I went down on top of it. bent the wire on my knee and gave myself quite a brush burn and black and blue mark. Two wonderful gentlemen at the thrift shop Picked us all up, made sure I wasn’t hurt and sent me on my way. I discovered it rolls much nicer on the asphalt street than the sidewalk. So I agree with Adam.
seanfear over 1 year ago
Exactly, and some times for no apparent reason.
rheddmobile over 1 year ago
True story, I have a friend who was trying to demonstrate how to cartwheel to her daughter on the grass in her own back yard and shattered her ankle so badly it needed a metal plate put in. A very painful way to learn she wasn’t a high school cheerleader anymore.
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
“And some parts are more important to daddy than others.”
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago
No kidding. I’m even careful with my little 2 step stepladder.
mccollunsky over 1 year ago
A somersault could cost him and arm and a leg.
macky87 over 1 year ago
In a few more years he’ll reach that age ‘Where random body parts WILL snap off.’
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago
So, yes.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
Is there a fire swamp at the bottom?
Just-me over 1 year ago
I’m with Adam. If I take a tumble, I’d probably break something.
cdward over 1 year ago
I feel very lucky at this point. A few years ago I did one of those Tough Mudder’s with my son and since then have led a pretty physically active life. Up till the pandemic, I played ice hockey as well, but now it’s mostly hiking, skiing, and (new addition) pickleball. So far so good.
Znox11 over 1 year ago
You know you’ve reached maturity when you can stop yourself from doing those types of things before you end up in the ER.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
She is a temptress!
Chris over 1 year ago
the age of no fun seems about right… but falling apart is also plausible.
Doug K over 1 year ago
… and the parts that would snap off would be the lucky ones.
assrdood over 1 year ago
I might be able to cartwheel if someone built a special bannister and a net.
eced52 over 1 year ago
Let’s get out the old tumble without breaking anything suit, shall we Adam?
SteveHL over 1 year ago
Nothing has actually broken off, but I have broken bones four separate time in falls: each arm once, my left ankle, and my right hip.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Wisdom from the pain…..
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sometimes.. a bottle of Scotch will remove the fear of trying.. and keep parts from breaking.. sometimes.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yeah. As we ripen we become easier to bruse.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
He’s at the age of don’t want to go to the ER.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
You gots to know your limitations.
Plumb.Bob Premium Member over 1 year ago
I have gotten to the age of sleep related accidents. Go to bed feeling fine and wake up with a new pain.
C over 1 year ago
Some body parts being more important than others
T... over 1 year ago
Like father, like daughter…
RobinA. Premium Member over 1 year ago
This reminds me of a scene in Harold & Maude.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 1 year ago
At the age when you try to mosh and your neck feels like it broke in 3 places
crazeekatlady over 1 year ago
I took a tumble yesterday when the grocery wagon hit an uneven piece of sidewalk and I went down on top of it. bent the wire on my knee and gave myself quite a brush burn and black and blue mark. Two wonderful gentlemen at the thrift shop Picked us all up, made sure I wasn’t hurt and sent me on my way. I discovered it rolls much nicer on the asphalt street than the sidewalk. So I agree with Adam.
meetoo over 1 year ago
Took a tumble and bruised my ribs
Takos over 1 year ago
Sad how true this becomes… Thanks for bringing me into this world ’rents… Now I get to worry about so many amazing things. So grateful…