Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 16, 2019

If you gave a million monkeys a million vise grips for a million years they would eventually build an atomic cow…

I cannot but think of the Salem Hypothesis.

Artists with vice grips? Your too young for adult activities, Agnes!

Well Agnes, this engineer has never used a vise grip. But I have to say I’ve seen them used. Not particularly artistic.

I’m sure all the engineers here will not be happy with that description, Agnes!

Agnes will fit right in at Boeing.

An engineer would never think to use vice-grips on anything. An engineers motto is to never pick a simple solution when it could be solved with a project.

Omg can’t stop laughing. That is so true and I never noticed it before. Vice grips and glue!

Take all the part and throw them up in to the air and just like the formation of earth and all life, a sophisticated, functioning airplane will magically evolve!

Agnes must be a MacGiver fan! This Aero E depended on coat hanger wire and vise grips or pliers, until duct tape came along and modernized DIY engineering.

Actually that reminds me of what they say about sculpting stone. Chip away at what doesn’t belong or something like that.

(She’s on to us!!!)