Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 25, 2021

They better stop now before they get into a kerfuffle.

No word exists until someone creates it, you grok?

Contributions such as those of Agnes and Heinlein are often underjudhygired.

And where would we be without our waldoes (waldoes?)? Or the field of robotics without Asimov and Capek?

if she were any more ganvoltifiedio she’d be slartibartfasticious…

The whole conversation leaves me transmogrified.

Where would language be without neologisms? Exfigurated, by gum!

Oh, it’s all too pendigestatory…

This is one big joojooflop situation.

Your mother was a hamster. Your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Let her go Trout, she’s on a roll. This is a lot less dangerous than her dumpster diving.

I’m so fluent in gibberish that I can speak several dialects of it

A fine selection of gobbledygook.

I’ve coined a few words in my day. My current favorite is bundluppier, which describes the one of my two winter coats that provides better protection against the elements on a bitterly cold or very snowy day. (I’ll leave it to any interested parties to do the etymology.)

Coining a word is the easy part; the bigger challenge is getting people to use it, so it becomes part of the language. Only my wife and I know about this one.

For further ideas on this topic, google Frindle.

Are Agnes and Trout a granfalloon?

I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation. (OK, let’s see who knows what that’s from.)

Perfectly cromulent words.