providing that the answer to these came fast as well – or you ain’t eating any time sooner
Are there a lot of Slavic Neopaganists in the neighborhood?
I gotta feeling Agnes is about to be excommunicated!!
The only prayer anyone needs is ‘Thanks.’
“Rub-a-dub-dub, Thanks for the grub, Yayyy, God!” I no longer remember where that came from, but it could have been Calvin.
Sounds like Agnes has covered about all the religious systems prayer bases. She has been busy.
Yes, fast prayers are the best. Those ones that drone on and on even cause God to get bored and wander away.
Father, Son, Holy Ghost. Who eats the fastest gets the most. Amen.
What we need are not just fun religions, but fun anything
Slavic neopaganism sounds like fun.
Happy Day of Mokosh!
Wonder how Agnes managed to translate the prayers for the worshipers. Brings to mind George Carlin’s role in “Dogma”.
Brilliant, Agnes is totally on to something. Dear God help me with the dishes. Amen.
But do you have prayers for Judy-ism, the personal religion of the late great Judy Tenuta.
“Hail Mary Full of Grace, Notre Dame is Second Place!!!!!!!!!”
“thanks, god. pass the grub…”
One of the rare times when Trou is enthusiastic for an Agnes’ idea.
Lutheran
No mention of Pastafarians and the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
One of my aunts used to say Jesus wept before every meal…fastest prayer I ever heard
seanfear almost 1 year ago
providing that the answer to these came fast as well – or you ain’t eating any time sooner
maureenmck Premium Member almost 1 year ago
Are there a lot of Slavic Neopaganists in the neighborhood?
snsurone76 almost 1 year ago
I gotta feeling Agnes is about to be excommunicated!!
Differentname almost 1 year ago
The only prayer anyone needs is ‘Thanks.’
rmercer Premium Member almost 1 year ago
“Rub-a-dub-dub, Thanks for the grub, Yayyy, God!” I no longer remember where that came from, but it could have been Calvin.
monya_43 almost 1 year ago
Sounds like Agnes has covered about all the religious systems prayer bases. She has been busy.
chris_o42 almost 1 year ago
Yes, fast prayers are the best. Those ones that drone on and on even cause God to get bored and wander away.
[Unnamed Reader - c91c61] 12 months ago
Father, Son, Holy Ghost. Who eats the fastest gets the most. Amen.
mindjob 12 months ago
What we need are not just fun religions, but fun anything
rshive 12 months ago
Slavic neopaganism sounds like fun.
mfrasca 12 months ago
Happy Day of Mokosh!
christelisbetty 12 months ago
Wonder how Agnes managed to translate the prayers for the worshipers. Brings to mind George Carlin’s role in “Dogma”.
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Brilliant, Agnes is totally on to something. Dear God help me with the dishes. Amen.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 12 months ago
But do you have prayers for Judy-ism, the personal religion of the late great Judy Tenuta.
Impkins Premium Member 12 months ago
“Hail Mary Full of Grace, Notre Dame is Second Place!!!!!!!!!”
gopher gofer 12 months ago
“thanks, god. pass the grub…”
Aladar30 Premium Member 12 months ago
One of the rare times when Trou is enthusiastic for an Agnes’ idea.
donnagant622 Premium Member 12 months ago
Lutheran
JLChi 12 months ago
No mention of Pastafarians and the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
QuietStorm27 12 months ago
One of my aunts used to say Jesus wept before every meal…fastest prayer I ever heard