Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 09, 2023

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    seanfear  almost 1 year ago

    providing that the answer to these came fast as well – or you ain’t eating any time sooner

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    maureenmck Premium Member almost 1 year ago

    Are there a lot of Slavic Neopaganists in the neighborhood?

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    snsurone76  almost 1 year ago

    I gotta feeling Agnes is about to be excommunicated!!

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    Differentname  almost 1 year ago

    The only prayer anyone needs is ‘Thanks.’

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    rmercer Premium Member almost 1 year ago

    “Rub-a-dub-dub, Thanks for the grub, Yayyy, God!” I no longer remember where that came from, but it could have been Calvin.

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    monya_43  almost 1 year ago

    Sounds like Agnes has covered about all the religious systems prayer bases. She has been busy.

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    chris_o42  almost 1 year ago

    Yes, fast prayers are the best. Those ones that drone on and on even cause God to get bored and wander away.

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    [Unnamed Reader - c91c61]  12 months ago

    Father, Son, Holy Ghost. Who eats the fastest gets the most. Amen.

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    mindjob  12 months ago

    What we need are not just fun religions, but fun anything

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    rshive  12 months ago

    Slavic neopaganism sounds like fun.

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    mfrasca  12 months ago

    Happy Day of Mokosh!

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    christelisbetty  12 months ago

    Wonder how Agnes managed to translate the prayers for the worshipers. Brings to mind George Carlin’s role in “Dogma”.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago

    Brilliant, Agnes is totally on to something. Dear God help me with the dishes. Amen.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 12 months ago

    But do you have prayers for Judy-ism, the personal religion of the late great Judy Tenuta.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 12 months ago

    “Hail Mary Full of Grace, Notre Dame is Second Place!!!!!!!!!”

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    gopher gofer  12 months ago

    “thanks, god. pass the grub…”

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 12 months ago

    One of the rare times when Trou is enthusiastic for an Agnes’ idea.

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    donnagant622 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Lutheran

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    JLChi  12 months ago

    No mention of Pastafarians and the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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    QuietStorm27  12 months ago

    One of my aunts used to say Jesus wept before every meal…fastest prayer I ever heard

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