Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 09, 2023

providing that the answer to these came fast as well – or you ain’t eating any time sooner

Are there a lot of Slavic Neopaganists in the neighborhood?

I gotta feeling Agnes is about to be excommunicated!!

The only prayer anyone needs is ‘Thanks.’

“Rub-a-dub-dub, Thanks for the grub, Yayyy, God!” I no longer remember where that came from, but it could have been Calvin.

Sounds like Agnes has covered about all the religious systems prayer bases. She has been busy.

Yes, fast prayers are the best. Those ones that drone on and on even cause God to get bored and wander away.

Father, Son, Holy Ghost. Who eats the fastest gets the most. Amen.

What we need are not just fun religions, but fun anything

Slavic neopaganism sounds like fun.

Happy Day of Mokosh!

Wonder how Agnes managed to translate the prayers for the worshipers. Brings to mind George Carlin’s role in “Dogma”.

Brilliant, Agnes is totally on to something. Dear God help me with the dishes. Amen.

But do you have prayers for Judy-ism, the personal religion of the late great Judy Tenuta.

“Hail Mary Full of Grace, Notre Dame is Second Place!!!!!!!!!”

“thanks, god. pass the grub…”

One of the rare times when Trou is enthusiastic for an Agnes’ idea.

Lutheran

No mention of Pastafarians and the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

One of my aunts used to say Jesus wept before every meal…fastest prayer I ever heard