Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 08, 2024

with soul-cleansing you become a bleach, not flowers.

The latest thing in fads—botanical shrinks!!

It is the fault of the soil that they are weeds.

I have a whole yard that needs “rehabilitation”.

I read this in a Jim Thompson novel. A weed is any plant growing where a human doesn’t want it. Roses are considered weeds if they are taking up space in a corn field.

Giant hogweed?

She said “Weed”, huh huh huh… ☺

Grants for upgrading weeds come with soul-cleansing ease.

She needs a priest to administer soul-cleansing forgiveness, but I don’t know any who works with weeds

I see a future full of Horticultural social work.

Disinterest stymies a slough of research.

A heads up. This project isn’t going to help land that grant.