Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 05, 2024

“Agnes is not here,” but she here will be later.

Looks like Trout is about to join that club.

How about calling it “The Club of Ugly, Misshapen Kids”?

mhm proves the popularity …

If she can get them to pay to join the club, this could be one of her best ideas ever.

Agnes can always count on Trout being attentive when there are refreshments or snacks involved.

Soon to be the “Keep Agnes Out of Here” Club… ☺

First on the agenda, disparaging names for Agnes

Tap water in a paper cup and saltine crackers from grandma’s stash.

Was it really worth it?

The Procrastinators Club: we meet every…oh, wait…nevermind.

Count me out.

“…..In later years Agnes was repeatedly elected to higher office to send her further and further away from the constituents. It led to her eventual accession to the presidency.”

From How a President Stopped An Invasion by Simply Being There.

Trout doesn’t remember that Agnes was the only person to befriend her.

Amazing but it’s gotta be a bit heartbreaking to be excluded from your own club just to make it successful.

Well, she seems to have learned a little about marketing.