…. and they don’t walk on earth
Lucky that you didn’t see any girl groups. You’d be traumatized.
2 hours in the makeup and hair chairs, plus wardrobe. Any guys at school can be Swizzle Twizzle.
Oh my, our girls are growing up! Well at least maybe Trout is.
And having all their teeth is a big plus
I bet they bathe more than once a month too…
How could we normals even HOPE to compete with such unattainable standards???
(and then he pulled another snack off his shirt)
My mom said she picked Dad because he was the only guy in their high school with polished shoes and clean fingernails (she said he picked her because of a tight “M&M Big Reds”* T-shirt and a pair of red short shorts; he has never denied that).
*Their HS and mascot.
But I’m sure that they have beautiful minds. Just like I did at that age. :)
Also easier and safer to infatuate from afar.
seanfear 7 days ago
…. and they don’t walk on earth
rshive 7 days ago
Lucky that you didn’t see any girl groups. You’d be traumatized.
ddl297 6 days ago
2 hours in the makeup and hair chairs, plus wardrobe. Any guys at school can be Swizzle Twizzle.
chris_o42 6 days ago
Oh my, our girls are growing up! Well at least maybe Trout is.
mindjob 6 days ago
And having all their teeth is a big plus
j12181951 6 days ago
I bet they bathe more than once a month too…
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 6 days ago
How could we normals even HOPE to compete with such unattainable standards???
(and then he pulled another snack off his shirt)
Cozmik Cowboy 6 days ago
My mom said she picked Dad because he was the only guy in their high school with polished shoes and clean fingernails (she said he picked her because of a tight “M&M Big Reds”* T-shirt and a pair of red short shorts; he has never denied that).
*Their HS and mascot.
the lost wizard 6 days ago
But I’m sure that they have beautiful minds. Just like I did at that age. :)
HA! 6 days ago
Also easier and safer to infatuate from afar.