I have a good friend who’s a mortician. He graduated with a B.S. in Electrical Engineering. But then he enlisted in the Army upon being told by his local Draft Board that he would most probably be drafted. After his service time, the GI Bill paid his going to mortuary school. He then took over his father’s business. Don’t think he’s ever worked a day as an electrical engineer in his life.
My Electronics instructor in High School had been a mortician’s assistant before he became an instructor. He had a rather interesting book with unusual pictures.
seanfear 2 days ago
the only one who doesn’t need to know how to divide, Agnes, is a carnivore in the jungle. Be one.
treutvid 1 day ago
I see an exciting future for Agnes in the State Division of Motor Vehicles.
gawaintheknight 1 day ago
Mortician is a great choice! People are always dying to meet you!
mpearl 1 day ago
what were those people in the “brochure” doing, exactly?
ChessPirate 1 day ago
“You need Division whatever you do.”
“How about ‘Math Teacher’?”
“OK, you got me there…”
rshive 1 day ago
I have a good friend who’s a mortician. He graduated with a B.S. in Electrical Engineering. But then he enlisted in the Army upon being told by his local Draft Board that he would most probably be drafted. After his service time, the GI Bill paid his going to mortuary school. He then took over his father’s business. Don’t think he’s ever worked a day as an electrical engineer in his life.
SofaKing 1 day ago
Diesel engines are getting more complicated every day, I’m not sure Agnes has the attention span.
Martin Booda 1 day ago
My Electronics instructor in High School had been a mortician’s assistant before he became an instructor. He had a rather interesting book with unusual pictures.
mindjob 1 day ago
Morticians need to know division, when they have to saw off tall people’s legs to fit them in a short box
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 1 day ago
You would not think they would need to know how to divide up the remains.
gzitver 1 day ago
Hey, she’s got a wrench. What more do you need to be a diesel mechanic?
j12181951 1 day ago
Agnes…embalming…PERFECT!
Impkins Premium Member 1 day ago
How about we start with you, handsome? Bleaaaaaaaaah! :)
gopher gofer 1 day ago
we already know that agnes has the artistic skills to make her clients (?) look simply drop dead gorgeous… ☺