Fricken simple carbohydrates give me chronic interstitial cystitis. You wanna lose mass, get yourself a pissed off bladder that only calms down with no cookies. I ate all the cookies I wanted until I was like 42. Then the bladder hit the fan. Google it. It’s a mofo. On antibiotics all the time until I figured out there wasn’t an actual infection. Just all the symptoms of UTI. Then off to eastern medicine to fix myself. No more cocoa krispies or capn crunch festivals. No more no bake cookie orgies. Pastry defined who I was. All I think about from my trip to Ireland is scones and eclairs. And apple cake. And ice cream…
Fricken simple carbohydrates give me chronic interstitial cystitis. You wanna lose mass, get yourself a pissed off bladder that only calms down with no cookies. I ate all the cookies I wanted until I was like 42. Then the bladder hit the fan. Google it. It’s a mofo. On antibiotics all the time until I figured out there wasn’t an actual infection. Just all the symptoms of UTI. Then off to eastern medicine to fix myself. No more cocoa krispies or capn crunch festivals. No more no bake cookie orgies. Pastry defined who I was. All I think about from my trip to Ireland is scones and eclairs. And apple cake. And ice cream…