Fricken simple carbohydrates give me chronic interstitial cystitis. You wanna lose mass, get yourself a pissed off bladder that only calms down with no cookies. I ate all the cookies I wanted until I was like 42. Then the bladder hit the fan. Google it. It’s a mofo. On antibiotics all the time until I figured out there wasn’t an actual infection. Just all the symptoms of UTI. Then off to eastern medicine to fix myself. No more cocoa krispies or capn crunch festivals. No more no bake cookie orgies. Pastry defined who I was. All I think about from my trip to Ireland is scones and eclairs. And apple cake. And ice cream…
Mr. Impatient about 6 years ago
Yes please.
katina.cooper about 6 years ago
Yes, but walking to the fridge to get some mike to go with those cookies will burn some calories.
muise.amanda about 6 years ago
Bullseye. Cookies are my crack.
saxie5 about 6 years ago
Everything in moderation!
Mary Ellen about 6 years ago
I’d like a cookie.
splinterexpert about 6 years ago
Fricken simple carbohydrates give me chronic interstitial cystitis. You wanna lose mass, get yourself a pissed off bladder that only calms down with no cookies. I ate all the cookies I wanted until I was like 42. Then the bladder hit the fan. Google it. It’s a mofo. On antibiotics all the time until I figured out there wasn’t an actual infection. Just all the symptoms of UTI. Then off to eastern medicine to fix myself. No more cocoa krispies or capn crunch festivals. No more no bake cookie orgies. Pastry defined who I was. All I think about from my trip to Ireland is scones and eclairs. And apple cake. And ice cream…
splinterexpert about 6 years ago
Oh, my pants for better. My body looks great for my age. But the eye bags and wrinkly skin don’t lie. The key is, no mirrors.
MCProfessor about 6 years ago
Cookies make everything better!
Chris Sherlock about 6 years ago
Your mom did say, “You guys” so, presumably, Dan will have some. That means you don’t have to worry too much about the calories.