Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 25, 2003
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Transcript:
Andy: ...And because of the banana in my pocket, the escaped gorilla chased me into a derelict building, where I had to hid for three hours This is the bit where you say "that's so ridiculous, it has to be true!"
The average gorilla can run at about 20 miles per hour; the average human for Andy’s age is about 4 miles per hour, assuming he is in good shape. So even an average gorilla could catch you quite easily, Andy, especially since we see how winded you get on the football pitch.