Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 08, 2019

either Andy is at the wrong side of the river/canal/lake, or he was dooped when he heard the river/canal/lake advertised it’s fishing season

@Number Three Today’s strip is slightly funny even the big fish in the canal avoid our Hero Mr Andrew Capp , the dark cloud of depression over Andy’s head is priceless :o) , my avatar is of my birth sign Leo roaring because like me he’s feeling happy , for no particular reason and to welcome you back, how was your day? ours should be busy but calm I hope , not like yesterday when it rained heavily all night and day , have fun and thanks for caring pal.

I bet the fish avoid Andy because they sense that he will want to ask them for a loan

He’s not gloomy because he hasn’t caught any fish…. he’s upset because he’s drunk all his beer.

Andy has a special knack— or lack thereof.

Maybe his beer breath serves as a fish repellent?

The ONLY way Capp can catch a fish is to go to the local fishmonger & have him toss one into Capp’s arms!

If Andy only knew where he could mooch some bait…

Put the right bait on the hook Capp!

Actually catching fish is actually a lot of work, scaling, cleaning, filleting, etc. Andy just does it because it looks better than sitting on the curb somewhere.

Andy, just hand the pole to Flo, and there will be a fish on the other end in an instant.

Where in England are there pink and purple fish? As far as I know, most fish that live in temperate regions aren’t as colorful as their tropical relatives. (Yeah, I know, it’s just a comic.)

It’s all over when the capped man swears.

(Equivalent to “It’s all over when the fat lady sings”)

xxx

@Afficionado

My day was very good thanks. I’m glad you are well.

I only wish your avatar of the lion will eat up the miserable gits that comment on here. But that would only make the lion suffer, he’ll have diarrhoea.

Made this short video of me sailing from Stavanger, Norway. It’s basically 3 and a half minutes of me sailing and I’m capturing the scenery from my cabin window.

Feel free to stop watching at any time if it gets boring! It’s accompanied by a nice track which I think goes really well with the footage.

The song was played in the background from our cabin’s TV!

https://youtu.be/GHPsgvjEkjs

I wonder how the fish know that’s Andy Capp’s line? Perhaps no worms?

Maybe the fishes can smell Andy’s breath !!! lol