Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 22, 2022

Terrors themselves, by their own criteria

what news could Mavis possibly have heard?

like they say, “if you can’t say something nice…share it with me!”

@Number Three Today’s strip-our HERO Mr Andrew Capp IS funny , Flo and Ruby wanting to hear Mav’s gossip is priceless :o)my avatar is a picture of Mr Bean wishing Connie a Happy Birthday , how was your day? our Finally Friday will be a happy one we are both in a happy mood no shopping to do or errands to do just keep hydrated and stay inside the house , I have already bought a big card , a dozen roses but no candy , our fav nosh will be lasagna, my youngest son Alex his mum a lovely plant and Arthur will be coming back from a week’s tour of the Arab Emirates wit a gift too , stay safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Shabbat shalom and Hag Sameach, rjm and Eldo.

Have fun counting the Omer!!

Andy’s catching up on things too….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-22nd-april-2022-26761123

If your going to talk. You might as well make some money about it. Start a gossip-tabloid. £ 2.0 per copy. You never know, you might get Andy’s tab(s) paid off.

Telegraph, telephone and tellaMavis.

Who needs the internet when you have people like Mavis.

I don’t believe in repeating gossip, so make sure you hear me the FIRST time!

You didn’t hear it from me, but …

There were recently a couple of characters mentioned called Mavis Morrison and Doris Donaldson. Now we have a Mavis Morris.

Three “terrible women” strolling the avenue…

Neither Flo nor Ruby need to worry about being the subject of gossip, now their husbands, that another matter.

Maybe you can get some news about Andy, I’m sure there’s much to tell.

Hey, #3! I am envious of your hair.

We’re not ones to go around spreading rumors!

Why really, we’re just not the gossipy kind!

Oh, you’ll never hear one of us repeating gossip!

So you better be sure & listen close the first time!

As good as radio news. Maybe better.

It’s unfair that we will never know what kind of gossip it is!

xxx

@Afficionado

Wow! Happy Birthday to Connie. My friend from school bought me purple and yellow flowers for my birthday but they didn’t arrive until the next day. That was totally fine because I had a terrible night feeling feverish and shaky after the Moderna vaccine and those flowers suddenly made everything better.

Arab Emirates? I am massively envious! Hope it was a fantastic trip. I have no idea when I’ll be going abroad again. I’m not really too bothered about it to be honest.

I met up with my friend today and it was so lovely. The sun was shining all day. I have no idea what I’ll be doing tomorrow. On 7th May, I plan to go to the city (Newcastle) because that indoor market that I like is back on. It’s a monthly market.

Well, I still won’t be commenting at the weekends so I shall see you on Monday! Enjoy your favourite nosh and sending Much Love to Connie on her birthday.

Happy Earth Day, Cappers! :)

This guy makes Guitar Bob look old and in the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljjWeHmeVE8