Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 30, 2022

Can’t cut the mustard

be grateful Andy wasn’t working in a mustard gas factory during the Great War; poor chap would suffocate

Can understand if that’s for real. I can’t even stand the smell of mustard. Never could.

Purple Suit’ am i first, am i first?

Andy won’t let work get in the way of a good excuse!

Mr. Capp is correct!! And let’s not forget that W-O-R-K is a … four letter word!!!

:-O

Hope you stand corrected now, Gov

Worthless bum!! Ought to be begging in the streets!!

Shabbat shalom and l’shanah tovah, Eldo, rjm, and linguist. May you all be sealed in the Book of Life.

Such a paragon of honesty and…whatever.

That’s not all he’s allergic to….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-30th-september-2022-28118557

Onion his way there, he couldn’t ket chup to the bus to get to the mustard factory. He will go to the HP and relish about it.

Anybody have any news about Affie?

I use to work at a pickle packing plant. I really relished that job.

Purple suit! Never listen to a man in a purple suit…

Honest Andy.

The truth emerges. Many have assumed it; but here it is in black and white.

Mr Capp should simply tell them that he’s too old to cut the mustard.

Andy: One’s a gas, and the other is a rush!

That work related rash sounds to me like a permanent disability. I am surprised Andy hasn’t applied for one.

Where is Affie? Hope he is all right.

I remember a sign a favorite teacher of mine put once it said… thinking is the hardest work there is which is why soo few engage in it!!!

Oh yes. A severe allergic reaction.

xxx

Like my mother told me when I didn’t want to go to school-“Take an aspirin and go anyway.”

Funny!

Reg Smythe once said that if Andy got a job, he (Reg Smythe) would be out of one.