Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 15, 2022

What a load of Blarney.

of course you couldn’t think of that – when did you do that to begin with

The micks ’ave ’ad enough of your sort, mate !

Did they run out of people to cadge drinks from?

From a time when we had real dustbins.

Andy didn’t think of just leaving while the ales were flowing…

He doesn’t think—period!!

Poor poor Andy,no one bought him a drink!!!

Chucked out at closing time – he forgot to tell.

Habits are hard to break

What did you do – sing “God Save the King?”

This is one of the funniest Capp comics I’ve seen in quite some time!

Of course not. But didn’t they like your green hat?

And worse yet, they ask you to pay.

And ruin a perfect record?

It’s the only way he knows how to leave.

Andy is well aware that he never knows when he’s had enough, so he relies heavily on pub management to chuck him out when that condition has been reached.

Andy doesn’t bother with thoughts!

Nothing worse than a place with terrible atmosphere.

On another note, I’m pleased to say I managed to get the 24 Day Dove Advent Calendar. However a disaster happened after I got it. I started getting myself all stressed out.

I had no idea it was going to be so big and heavy (Yes I’m an idiot) First, I had to take all the little boxes out of the main box. Second, I took all the products out of the little boxes and put them in a carrier bag to take home. Ended up having to leave most of the boxes at the office where I volunteer. They were so lovely about it and locked it away to keep it safe. I’m going to collect them next week.

I felt so embarrassed and kept apologising. But if I didn’t grab one of them, I might not have had another chance. The Home Bargains in my town didn’t have any. If they did, I would have carried it straight back home and then went back out again because I don’t live far from the store at all. It still would have been a bit of a struggle but I wouldn’t have had very far to walk.

Next time, I’m just going to order online! What a pain it all was. But I’ll be looking forward to using them starting 1st December!

https://flic.kr/p/2nZs917

xxx

The ire of Eire

Andy Capp, leave a pub… of his own accord? It’s like you don’t know him at all, Chalkie.

It’s really saying something when even a lowlife like Andy says a place is crummy.

Show me a bar with unfriendly customers and I’ll show you one with people who are wise to a moocher.

Woo! Droppin’ the H’s again!