Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 20, 2023

job centre guy has a point

probably that’s all he sees in the keyboard

He’s following Nancy Reagan’s admonition “Just Say No”!!

Reframe the questions: “Would you turn down this job?”

No.

And there you go. History in the making.

Capp should take that job as “Water Slide Tester”.

After all, the worthless bum has had plenty of practice falling into the canal!!

He’s perfectly qualified for the House of Lords.

“Wanted: Water slide tester. Must have ten years of experience.”

@ 1296754 – great classics today from the off – especially 3792!

He’s looking for Quality Control Advisor at the local brewery. He not only has an excellent resume for it, but years of experience. Dilly! Dilly!

Doesn’t Andy know that typing “no” is a no-no?

Start typing yess to all drinks

I know a couple of 9-year olds who would be perfect waterslide testers.

Andy is smarter than the computer……

Andy knows himself all too well.

Is Our Man in Exile truly free and back in the fold? Inquiring minds want to know!

¿FREE ƹʅɗʘ? (•ิ.•ิ)?

Are you kidding me? Here’s beer money for something Capp has been doing into the canal for years!

I think he’s taking the wrong approach, how long do you think a business will want to keep him employed.

I would think the number of times he’s been in the canal would qualify him for water-slide tester.

Free Eldo!

Now if you list a job like Beer Taster…

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You mean Andy wouldn’t like a water slide tester position? (Maybe if a few beers came with the job…)

Release the humor! Bring back Our Man in Exile

¡FREE ƹʅɗʘ! ༼ (ಠ益ಠ) ༽

“Computer says No”

(Google that!)

xxx

BUT, says Andy, then they won’t DIS-appear.

Would Andy type “no” to a job at a brewery? Maybe, maybe not.

A more interesting idea would be for Andy to start getting actual work, but fail in humorous ways.

Do you suggest he copy and paste instead?