Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 20, 2023

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    job centre guy has a point

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    seanfear  over 1 year ago

    probably that’s all he sees in the keyboard

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    Sanspareil  over 1 year ago

    He’s following Nancy Reagan’s admonition “Just Say No”!!

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Reframe the questions: “Would you turn down this job?”

    No.

    And there you go. History in the making.

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    snsurone76  over 1 year ago

    Capp should take that job as “Water Slide Tester”.

    After all, the worthless bum has had plenty of practice falling into the canal!!

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    Mediatech  over 1 year ago

    He’s perfectly qualified for the House of Lords.

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    constantine48  over 1 year ago

    “Wanted: Water slide tester. Must have ten years of experience.”

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    goneby  over 1 year ago

    @ 1296754 – great classics today from the off – especially 3792!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He’s looking for Quality Control Advisor at the local brewery. He not only has an excellent resume for it, but years of experience. Dilly! Dilly!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Doesn’t Andy know that typing “no” is a no-no?

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    Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856]  over 1 year ago

    Start typing yess to all drinks

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    I know a couple of 9-year olds who would be perfect waterslide testers.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Andy is smarter than the computer……

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Andy knows himself all too well.

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    Is Our Man in Exile truly free and back in the fold? Inquiring minds want to know!

    ¿FREE ƹʅɗʘ? (•ิ.•ิ)?

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    teachteed23  over 1 year ago

    Are you kidding me? Here’s beer money for something Capp has been doing into the canal for years!

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    I think he’s taking the wrong approach, how long do you think a business will want to keep him employed.

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    stamps  over 1 year ago

    I would think the number of times he’s been in the canal would qualify him for water-slide tester.

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    maverick1usa  over 1 year ago

    Free Eldo!

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    Dkram  over 1 year ago

    Now if you list a job like Beer Taster…

    \\//_

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    jrankin1959  over 1 year ago

    You mean Andy wouldn’t like a water slide tester position? (Maybe if a few beers came with the job…)

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    Release the humor! Bring back Our Man in Exile

    ¡FREE ƹʅɗʘ! ༼ (ಠ益ಠ) ༽

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    Number Three  over 1 year ago

    “Computer says No”

    (Google that!)

    xxx

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    BUT, says Andy, then they won’t DIS-appear.

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    tad1  over 1 year ago

    Would Andy type “no” to a job at a brewery? Maybe, maybe not.

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    platinumboy7  over 1 year ago

    A more interesting idea would be for Andy to start getting actual work, but fail in humorous ways.

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    Sherlock5  9 months ago

    Do you suggest he copy and paste instead?

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