I used to keep racing snails. One day, I thought it would be a good idea to remove their shells to make them go faster. It didn’t work, it just made them sluggish.
Andy didn’t get offered the job because he did not meet the DEI Affirmative Action guidelines and Horace is trying to meet his quota of incompetent illegal immigrants. However, if Andy tries again next week he could be hired (Heaven forbid) to do the job of the aforementioned DEI/AA/II and his job evaluation will be on “Providing Leadership” for the aforementioned yada.
seanfear about 7 hours ago
trust me, Andy … with kids, you do need these for your own safety
WelshRat Premium Member about 7 hours ago
Who’d trust HIM with CHILDREN???
blunebottle about 7 hours ago
Andy actually went to a job??
j_m_kuehl about 6 hours ago
Wonder how much the Snail racing referee job pays?
snsurone76 about 6 hours ago
L’shanah tovah to my fellow Jewish cappers. May the shofar blast bring peace and happiness to our people in the year 5785.
Jonathan Mason about 5 hours ago
I used to keep racing snails. One day, I thought it would be a good idea to remove their shells to make them go faster. It didn’t work, it just made them sluggish.
danketaz Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Maybe it’s Builder Bob cosplay.
littlejohn Premium Member about 4 hours ago
At a guess, the last Snail Racing Referee got slimed.
James Wolfenstein about 3 hours ago
Andy has very little to no experience with kids. And I think Horace forgot the kneepads and the cup. :D
Mugens Premium Member about 2 hours ago
In spite of Andy’s well earned reputation and past experiences, I have to agree with him this time.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 hours ago
Where I’m from “soft play” is not something kids would do. Well, not get caught at doing.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Andy didn’t get offered the job because he did not meet the DEI Affirmative Action guidelines and Horace is trying to meet his quota of incompetent illegal immigrants. However, if Andy tries again next week he could be hired (Heaven forbid) to do the job of the aforementioned DEI/AA/II and his job evaluation will be on “Providing Leadership” for the aforementioned yada.
asmbeers about 1 hour ago
In reality, “health and safety” has harmed the UK economy far more than it helped keep people safe.
Mediatech about 1 hour ago
He may want to add knee pads and a sports cup.
fgerbil46 about 1 hour ago
Can’t blame Andy for not wanting THAT job!
BadCreaturesBecomeDems about 1 hour ago
For those in need:
h ttps : //hessenantique(DOT)com/jack-boots-with-hobnails-w-heavy-duty-soles/
(remove the spaces and “(DOT)”)
baskate_2000 8 minutes ago
Overkill, or not …..