Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 03, 2024

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    seanfear  about 1 month ago

    trust me, Andy … with kids, you do need these for your own safety

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    WelshRat Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Who’d trust HIM with CHILDREN???

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    blunebottle  about 1 month ago

    Andy actually went to a job??

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    j_m_kuehl  about 1 month ago

    Wonder how much the Snail racing referee job pays?

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    snsurone76  about 1 month ago

    L’shanah tovah to my fellow Jewish cappers. May the shofar blast bring peace and happiness to our people in the year 5785.

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    Jonathan Mason  about 1 month ago

    I used to keep racing snails. One day, I thought it would be a good idea to remove their shells to make them go faster. It didn’t work, it just made them sluggish.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Maybe it’s Builder Bob cosplay.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    At a guess, the last Snail Racing Referee got slimed.

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    James Wolfenstein  about 1 month ago

    Andy has very little to no experience with kids. And I think Horace forgot the kneepads and the cup. :D

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    Mugens Premium Member about 1 month ago

    In spite of Andy’s well earned reputation and past experiences, I have to agree with him this time.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 1 month ago

    Where I’m from “soft play” is not something kids would do. Well, not get caught at doing.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Andy didn’t get offered the job because he did not meet the DEI Affirmative Action guidelines and Horace is trying to meet his quota of incompetent illegal immigrants. However, if Andy tries again next week he could be hired (Heaven forbid) to do the job of the aforementioned DEI/AA/II and his job evaluation will be on “Providing Leadership” for the aforementioned yada.

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    asmbeers  about 1 month ago

    In reality, “health and safety” has harmed the UK economy far more than it helped keep people safe.

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    Mediatech  about 1 month ago

    He may want to add knee pads and a sports cup.

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    fgerbil46  about 1 month ago

    Can’t blame Andy for not wanting THAT job!

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  about 1 month ago

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    baskate_2000  about 1 month ago

    Overkill, or not …..

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  about 1 month ago

    In every life one needs to know the players, he needs to be sent to pool halls, racetracks and bars.

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    ginkens001  about 1 month ago

    Actually…the hard hat and vest aren’t bad ideas.

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    Cincoflex  about 1 month ago

    I think Happy Horace understands how rough little kids play!

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Who in there right mind sends that sponge to a daycare for a job interview ?

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    stamps  about 1 month ago

    Those little kids must be from a rough neighborhood.

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    teachteed23  about 1 month ago

    Shin guards! You forgot the shin guards!

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    Silence Dogood Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Of course nowadays you need a bulletproof vest too…at least in the US!

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    DKHenderson  about 1 month ago

    I’ll bite. What is meant by “soft play” in the U.K?

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    ekke  about 1 month ago

    Sounds like appropriate and necessary protection … from the parents.

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    tad1  about 1 month ago

    Given how rowdy some kids can be, I’d say the requirements are perfectly reasonable.

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    Andy L  about 1 month ago

    Horace clearly had no wish to hire Andy.

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