Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 19, 2013
April 18, 2013
April 20, 2013
Transcript:
Janis: I can't get over how cute these baby terriers are!
Janis: They...are...so...cute!!
Janis: Just look at them! Aren't they CUTE?!
Arlo: Try not to lose sight of the fact it IS a basket of speckled puppies!
Janis: Cute, cute.
Stop her now before it’s too late to turn back..Time for a nice, expensive dinner out with lots of wine.Maybe she’ll forget about the puppies..Or.Try to find out why she is thinking of dogs now.Must feel she’s missing something..Or .Go visit the boy this weekend.
“which grow up to be cats. while puppies will grow up to be dogs who will help keep you healty, reduced stress and help you exercise walking and playing. warn you of danger and be there to listen lets see you cats do that”
Petting a cat has been clinically proven to reduce stress. My kitty likes to cuddle with you when you’re not feeling well, and cries when I cry. She plays chase with us, has alerated us to rats in the house, children up when they shouldn’t be, and serious illness (she left my lap when I was expecting our first child, to sit on my hubby, turns out he had serious strep and almost had to go to the ER.)
lmchildress over 11 years ago
Terrier puppies are adorable!!!
finale over 11 years ago
The only cure for “cute” is soiled diapers or pet droppings.
Nonny over 11 years ago
“Cute” is how any baby creature survives into adulthood.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 11 years ago
Pommeranians are cute all the time.
wendy adamek Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sounds like Dr. Phil “cuter than a speckled pup”.
cabalonrye over 11 years ago
Janis, you know that for a man you need a bigger hint hammer. Like a cute puppy in a cute basket in the house.
timzsixty9 over 11 years ago
@finale:…and don’t forget the whinning-all-night-long for the first few weeks!
Doctor_McCoy over 11 years ago
You mean Janis if she doesn’t get her pup?
Stormrider2112 over 11 years ago
Puppies > kittens.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 11 years ago
Stop her now before it’s too late to turn back..Time for a nice, expensive dinner out with lots of wine.Maybe she’ll forget about the puppies..Or.Try to find out why she is thinking of dogs now.Must feel she’s missing something..Or .Go visit the boy this weekend.
Q4horse over 11 years ago
Emergency!! Play the kitten videos now!!
George Alexander over 11 years ago
Those dogs bred for super-smallness are disgusting. Want to know what the breeders do with the puppies that are born too large?
BradyB66 over 11 years ago
Oooh, that makes sense! Janis’ desire for something or someone to care for becomes fulfilled by a new grandchild.
jmo328 over 11 years ago
Just remember terriers are natural born killers, I’ve got three of them.
RedsFan323 Premium Member over 11 years ago
We had a rat terrier, a loyal, smart, loving little guy…
beirdd over 11 years ago
Sounds like Empty Nest Syndrome, to me. Gonna replace Gene with a dog, Janice??
evilstepqueen over 11 years ago
I think I’ve done the same thing to my husband. But, a basket of puppies IS sooo cute!!
716PMedGuy over 11 years ago
Holy Janis…put your eyes back in their sockets, that are not that cute…ask the cat!
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
I was all into dolls before the grandkids made an appearance . . .
Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yep. Janis has definitely lost her mind. (Middle age can be a battleground)
Ginger Vedder over 11 years ago
I’m sorry, but rat terriers are not cute. U_G_L_Y. (My right to my opinion)
FairFran over 11 years ago
I really hope Janis isn’t going to BUY a puppy. Seriously – go to a shelter!!! Selling puppies should be against the law.
t jacobs over 11 years ago
if you lived in the country i’d give you one. they are FULL of energy
Kathy M T M Premium Member over 11 years ago
I had a yorkshire and he was not only adorable but very smart
Frankthecurmudgeon over 11 years ago
A puppy for Meg ?
lynnskay over 11 years ago
Well said. Kudos.
water_moon over 11 years ago
“which grow up to be cats. while puppies will grow up to be dogs who will help keep you healty, reduced stress and help you exercise walking and playing. warn you of danger and be there to listen lets see you cats do that”
Petting a cat has been clinically proven to reduce stress. My kitty likes to cuddle with you when you’re not feeling well, and cries when I cry. She plays chase with us, has alerated us to rats in the house, children up when they shouldn’t be, and serious illness (she left my lap when I was expecting our first child, to sit on my hubby, turns out he had serious strep and almost had to go to the ER.)