Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 19, 2016
Transcript:
Janis: Mary Lou's strawberry jelly is DIVINE, don't you think? Arlo: Well... Arlo: It's a lot like any strawberry jelly! Janis: But it's FRESH, from pure and simple ingredients! Janis: You know where it comes from! Arlo: That place with the mushy field lines. Janis: That's nowhere NEAR the strawberry patch!!
He sounds so much like my dad right now. If it doesn’t taste like the jam/jelly that he’s used to then he doesn’t care for it, no matter where it came from.