Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 19, 2016
April 18, 2016
April 20, 2016
Transcript:
Janis: Mary Lou's strawberry jelly is DIVINE, don't you think? Arlo: Well... Arlo: It's a lot like any strawberry jelly! Janis: But it's FRESH, from pure and simple ingredients! Janis: You know where it comes from! Arlo: That place with the mushy field lines. Janis: That's nowhere NEAR the strawberry patch!!
Steven Wright about 8 years ago
He sounds so much like my dad right now. If it doesn’t taste like the jam/jelly that he’s used to then he doesn’t care for it, no matter where it came from.
Army_Nurse about 8 years ago
…and then Arlo HAD to bring up the septic tank location in proximity to the strawberries!
Pappyvtx about 8 years ago
The grass is always greener…over the septic tank!
Flossie Mud Duck about 8 years ago
Thanks to A&J’s fans – I didn’t understand this, never having had a septic tank. The things you learn…..
DDrazen about 8 years ago
I guess if he can’t grill it or simmer it in a pot for hours, Arlo isn’t interested.
prince valiant Premium Member about 8 years ago
If we knew just where our food came from…!
hippogriff about 8 years ago
comicsssfanMy wife just loves inflicting side by side taste tests on me. A good idea under normal conditions, but in the middle of nice meal?
57BelAir about 8 years ago
Human excrement is not a safe fertilizer
locake about 8 years ago
There is a difference between Jelly and Jam. Jelly is similar to Jell-O, no chunks of fruit in it. They are probably eating Jam or Preserves.
Charliegirl Premium Member about 8 years ago
Some folks really know how to take the joy out of things.
Varnes about 8 years ago
It must be jelly ‘cause jam don’t shake lie that!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCkJ3Uviv-I