Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 24, 2022

Don’t let someone else dress you

The Leisure Suit is back!

With a hat he could go looking for the lost Ark.

He looks like Stuart Granger in King Solomon’s Mines!

She who must be obeyed.

Much more than Cornel Wilde in the Naked Prey…Just saying.

I like it because I never seem to have enough pockets.

Last panel, Arlo returns it.

After decades of marriage, “Hmm” is well understood.

Good call, Janis.

Nah…you need a Nikon to look good in a photog jacket. Sorry, Arlo.

Clark Gable " it happened one Night " 1939 it is the movie where bugs Bunny’s Doc and the carrots come from .

Those magic words, “Free Returns”.

In the days of film cameras, I had a vest like that with a bunch of pockets for various rolls of film and attachments and the like. I got to Hoover dam and they had scanners. I started emptying pockets and the guy said to just take it off and run thru the scanner. I made sure film was out first. Now, I love digital, don’t need to have all that stuff.

What do you instantly know about a well dressed man?

His wife is good at picking out his clothes.

The reality does not match the online pictures.

He needs a hat with lures and some crickets and earthworms.

LOL

Wonder Man!

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I had one like that. With cargo pants I must have had 20 pockets. Every time I needed something I looked like I was groping myself as I could never remember where I put what.

My last pair of cargo pants was consigned to the rag barrel last week. There won’t be any more.

Cargo in… Cargo out…

“You’ll forgive me if I withhold my enthusiasm.”

Looks like Arlo is out of pocket.

It really wasn’t you, Arlo.

My wife does that too. I doubt it if husbands’ critiques matter much though.

Amazon’s going to get a heckuva surprise when they discover there’s a cat in that box.

Mo pockets, mo better!

He fished for compliments with a fishy fishing like jacket, which got tossed back in the pond…

Lesson learned . Let your wife dress you…..

I like it. you can never have enough pockets!

Yeah, I’d send it back, too. Ugh.

I hope Arlo does the same thing to her when she orders something she thinks is exquisite…

That’s something my dad would have liked!

What possessed him to buy it in the first place?

Can I have it? Please, please, please, please,…..

“Oh yeah?!  Well those pants make your butt look big!  And the next thing I remember is waking up here in the emergency room.”

In my teenage days of the 60’s, I had a Marlboro Jacket that I loved. Later in the 70’s possible 80’s I put it on one day and my wife said you need to give that to Goodwill. I told her I loved that Jacket/Coat because it was the first gift she had given me. She looked at me and replied “I never gave you that coat!” Later that day I was at Goodwill, remembering who really had gave me that coat.

I could never buy clothes without trying them on. And certainly not shoes.

Now we know what was in the box Luddie was in last week

I have one just like it but it “shrank” over the years

Arlo should be glad Janis isn’t like the wife in Freshly Squeezed.

What the heck, Arlo? Were you planning to go on a Nat Geo expedition?

Sorry, Arlo.

If you live near a Kohl’s. I just take mine to the Amazon pick up and return center.

Did the fellow actually ring the bell to pick up the item to go back? Amazing idea! Around here it is a question of bringing it to USPS, UPS, etc for a return.