Having scanned the past, I believe I can state with 100 % certainty that Janis has definitely NOT put on weight! Arlo, on the other hand, might be thinking of getting into those pants…
Reminds me of a joke. Amish couple get married and are going home in a horse and carriage. The horse stumbles and the husband says “That’s ONE!” They go along a little more and the horse stops and the husband says “That’s TWO!” The horse starts back down the road and rears up. The husband says “That’s THREE!” and proceeds to whip the horse soundly! The wife says “Stop that is so cruel, how can you do this!” The husband looks at her and says “That’s ONE!”
Leave the room. Even though you’ve got a front row seat to your favorite show. On your way out, ameliorate your faux pas with the jaunty and passive, “nice weather we’re having…”
Maybe Arlo was trying to imply Janis had lost weight (hence the loose pants), but she heard “You have no butt with which to fill those pants.”? That’s my best guess.
I’m confused. It seems to me that Arlo is seeing the old pair of pants as being baggy, hence Janis has maintained her more youthful physique. Or are the readers saying that she is still in the process of putting them on, and they might not be fitting baggy at all? Like his comment, either way the pants fit, is premature?
Let me ‘splain it to you: She’s trying to put on an old pair of jeans, probably because her current jeans are too tight. They used to be baggy and in style. She’s gained a few lbs and it’s a struggle. If she can get them zipped, they will not be baggy. Many women have “thin jeans” and “fat jeans” in their closets.
Robin Harwood over 1 year ago
Skating on thin ice, Arlo.
SpacedInvader Premium Member over 1 year ago
So what are you gonna say if they fit tight?
mywifeslover over 1 year ago
If he is lucky they will fit loosely
suv2000 over 1 year ago
He’s not clueless he like seeing the junk in your trunk
Rhetorical_Question over 1 year ago
Stay silent, Arlo?
fjblume2000 over 1 year ago
Having scanned the past, I believe I can state with 100 % certainty that Janis has definitely NOT put on weight! Arlo, on the other hand, might be thinking of getting into those pants…
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
Actually Arlo’s comment could be seen as a compliment. If he thinks the pants will be baggy he’s saying her behind is small.
j_m_kuehl over 1 year ago
If they’re Baggy, the diets working, Need to buy new clothes.
Mentor397 over 1 year ago
Obviously, she’s pregnant.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
I would have said: I’m wearing an old pair of pants. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
John Smith over 1 year ago
Today I ate a cupcake without the sprinkles. Diets are hard!
Swamprat over 1 year ago
Arlo, never answer that quick – think about it.
JessieRandySmithJr. over 1 year ago
I think he was shooting for a compliment that the jeans would be baggy on her….but they aren’t.
Lotus over 1 year ago
Alas poor Arlo. Will he ever learn….
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
Reminds me of a joke. Amish couple get married and are going home in a horse and carriage. The horse stumbles and the husband says “That’s ONE!” They go along a little more and the horse stops and the husband says “That’s TWO!” The horse starts back down the road and rears up. The husband says “That’s THREE!” and proceeds to whip the horse soundly! The wife says “Stop that is so cruel, how can you do this!” The husband looks at her and says “That’s ONE!”
rgulyash over 1 year ago
ooooo.. maybe we don’t see what goes on at night when the lights go out
FassEddie over 1 year ago
From the Survivor’s Guide to Women:
Leave the room. Even though you’ve got a front row seat to your favorite show. On your way out, ameliorate your faux pas with the jaunty and passive, “nice weather we’re having…”
Just-me over 1 year ago
Could it be a compliment because she’s lost weight and the pants are now big and baggy?
bbbmorrell over 1 year ago
If you are not going to use that pass, can I have it?
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
Pssh, he’s going to need more than one… ☺
ladykat over 1 year ago
If they’re big and baggy on Janis, that would be a good thing, right?
Emperor Rick over 1 year ago
Husbands? Clueless?
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wait, in a sense Arlo is complimenting Janis!
DawnQuinn1 over 1 year ago
He is trying to insinuate that she has got gained weight and can still get into them.
DawnQuinn1 over 1 year ago
Foot In Mouth Disease to common to males, but not deliberate.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. The sooner that we all understand, the better it will be….
paranormal over 1 year ago
And then Fist City!!!
Mr. Organization over 1 year ago
Maybe Arlo was trying to imply Janis had lost weight (hence the loose pants), but she heard “You have no butt with which to fill those pants.”? That’s my best guess.
david.reichert over 1 year ago
Janis is trying to get into pants,,,,,, and so is Arlo.
squireobrien over 1 year ago
“Those are too big for you.”
AnneFackler over 1 year ago
And that’s when the fight started.
WF11 over 1 year ago
I’m confused. It seems to me that Arlo is seeing the old pair of pants as being baggy, hence Janis has maintained her more youthful physique. Or are the readers saying that she is still in the process of putting them on, and they might not be fitting baggy at all? Like his comment, either way the pants fit, is premature?
mmacb1 over 1 year ago
Let me ‘splain it to you: She’s trying to put on an old pair of jeans, probably because her current jeans are too tight. They used to be baggy and in style. She’s gained a few lbs and it’s a struggle. If she can get them zipped, they will not be baggy. Many women have “thin jeans” and “fat jeans” in their closets.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 1 year ago
Help her out.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Arlo’s potential dinner tonight… Hot tongue and cold shoulder.
eced52 over 1 year ago
I thought it was a compliment. I must be clueless too.
Dr_Fogg over 1 year ago
Clueless pass is Better than a sharp jab in the ribs.