Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 23, 2016
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Transcript:
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from and ugly picture.
I once was in line beyond a woman at our Department of Motor Vehicles, and she had her drivers license photo taken over twice before she was happy with it. Not criticizing — just wish I had the nerve to do that. At my age, I’ve just about given up on a call from Hollywood for leading-man roles. Wait … is that the phone ringing?!